I told my manager I wanted to write a show about dead dogs, and she said “oh god” but that’s not really my problem, it’s her job to market it. This show isn’t sad, you will leave feeling good. I promise. Thinking about asking my vet for a refund on the euthanasia just to see what happens.

SPACE: GOODWILL CLUB BASEMENT

AGE SUITABILITY: 15+ (Accompanied Minors Permitted)*