Last year I was bitten by a tick in the central business district. I’ve since been diagnosed with Lyme’s disease, long covid and chronic fatigue syndrome. I’ve got enough different flavours of brain fog to start a vape store. I’ve enlisted an army of nanobots with defibrillators to resuscitate my dopamine receptors so I can listen to dubstep again. 

Age Suitability: Recommend ages 15+. Patrons under the age of 18 must be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.